Listen, damn it! You step outside, you risk your life. You take a drink of water, you risk your life. And nowadays you breathe, and you risk your life. Every moment now you don’t have a choice. The only thing you can choose is what you’re risking it for. Now I can make these people feel better and hang on a little bit longer. I can save lives. That’s reason enough to risk mine. And you know that.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
i hate the fact that every fandom has to have stupid names for its parings like preciousmetalshipping why cant we just have celebrity couple names like Brangelina